Holiday Soaps

Molds can all be customized by checking out our
Essential Oils and Additives page, and are available year-round.

Sassy Snowflake Soaps 3oz $10 ea.
We fell in love with these winter Snowflake Soaps once we poured them. Each soap weighs 3 oz, and has a different embossed design on each.
We do offer (4) different blends. Soap customization is also available at no extra charge, just contact us prior to ordering.
Blend #1 – Germ Fighting Blend w/ Cinnamon, Clove, Lemon, Eucalyptus, Rosemary & Calendula Essential oils w/ veggie glycerin and Apricot seeds
Blend #2 – “Woodsy” blend of Black Pepper, Pine, Grapefruit, Calendula & Almond Essential oils, Coconut milk & ground cranberries.
Blend #3 – “Winter Wonderland” mix of Brazilian Orange, Spearmint, Wintergreen & Calendula Essential oils and Apricot seeds.
Blend #4 – A “Blessed Yule” mix of Pine, Cinnamon, Orange, Ginger & Calendula Essential oils, and Poppy seeds.

Jolliest Bunch Holiday Soap $16
This 6 ounce soap features the infamous line from ‘National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation’, “Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse”, and features the station wagon with the Christmas tree on top. Soap measures 3.25 inches x 3.25 inches x 1 inch. Soap is made with Coconut Milk, Spearmint, Pine, Copaiba & Calendula essential oils, and dried Peppermint leaves.
Soap can be customized with your favorite oils and additives by contacting us prior to ordering.

Shitters Full Holiday Soap $16
Another shout-out to ‘National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation’, this 6 ounce soap features the Randy Quaid favorite, “Merry Christmas, Shitter’s Full” with the RV and sewer hose from the movie. Soap measures 3.25 inches x 3.25 inches x 1 inch, and is made with veggie glycerin, Allspice, Fir Needle, Cinnamon, Calendula & Almond oils, ground Cinnamon & Orange peel.

Ya Filthy Animals Holiday Soap $15
Who doesn’t love a lil ‘Home Alone’ during the holidays? This 5 ounce soap, shaped like an ornament, reads, “Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal”.
Sample was made with Coconut Milk. ground dehydrated lemon, and a Fresh Winter Air Blend of Rosemary, Lemon, Lime, Calendula & Almond Essential oils. The soap can be customized with your favorite oils and additives by contacting us prior to ordering.

Snakes On The Brain Soap 8oz. $19
This soap features 2 snakes woven throughout a skull, and weighs in at 7.5oz. The soap is made with Coconut Milk, Geranium, Vetiver, Carnation, Calendula & Argan Essential oils, and ground Rose petals.
Soap can also be customized with your favorite essential oils and natural additives. Please contact us prior to ordering thru the Storefront for any custom orders. Our list of available additives and oils can always be found by clicking below:
Essential Oils & Natural Additives

Sassy Skull Crystal Bead Soaps 8.5oz. $21
These large skull soaps weigh in at 8.5oz, and have your choice of Healing Crystal Beads, that can be used to make jewelry, or added to a charm bracelet or spell bag.
Seen here are Black Onyx, Amazonite, and Indian Agate.
Each soap is made with both Veggie Glycerin and Coconut Milk, and Sweet Orange, Calendula, Hemp Seed, Hyssop, Sage & Cinnamon Essential oils, and a fresh hemp leaf.
** Beads are attached with a toothpick, please remove beads & toothpicks before use to avoid injury.**
Black Onyx –

Standing Skull Trio Soaps 4 oz. $12ea. or (3) $35
Each skull can be ordered separately, or together as a set.
The white skull on the left with the top hat was made with Coconut Milk and Orange, Patchouli, Ginger and Calendula Essential oils (think of the smell of Autumn leaves!), and ground Mugwort.
The middle (yellow) Skull is made with a wellness blend of Orange, Clove, Eucalyptus, Cinnamon, Rosemary & Calendula Essential oils. and Calendula flowers.
The pirate skull on the right is made with Cinnamon, Ginger, Ylang Ylang, Hemp Seed & Calendula Essential oils, and Spirulina.

The Pumpkin King Soap $16.
This Nightmare Before Christmas star weighs in at 6 oz., and is 4 inches across, 3.75 inches wide, and 1.5 inches tall. This sample was made with fresh Sunflower petals, Brazilian Orange, Lemongrass, Calendula, and Argan oils, Honey, and Vegetable Glycerin. The last photo shows him dry-brushed with our skin-safe body dust.
Mold can also be customized. Please check out our available Essential Oils and natural additives here.

The Minions: Lock, Shock & Barrel $16 ea., or the set of 3 for $45.
Each soap weighs in at 6 oz., and vary in size. All 3 molds can be customized with your favorite essential oils and additives. These samples were made with the following:
Lock – Vegetable Glycerin base with Hibiscus flowers, Cinnamon, Turmeric, Clove, Calendula & Argan essential oils, and Honey.
Shock – Vegetable Glycerin base with, Spirulina, Pine, Calendula, Camphor, Myrrh, Ginger &Argan essential oils, and Honey.
Barrel – Coconut Milk base with Poppy Seeds, Calendula flowers, Vanilla, Chamomile, Carnation, Almond & Argan oils, honey, small bottom layer with activated charcoal.

Happy Halloween Soaps $6 ea., or set of all (3) for $15.
This trio of soaps each weigh in at 2 oz., and are perfect for smaller hands, and fellow Halloween lovers. Molds can be customized with your favorite essential oils and additives. These samples were dry-brushed with our skin-safe body dust.

Six Feet Under Soap $11 ea.
This coffin soap weighs in just over 3 oz, and is approx 4 in. x 2 in. x 1 in. Sample was made with vegetable glycerin &activated charcoal, and coconut milk. Mold can be customized.

The Practical Magic Cauldron Soap $10.
This 2.5 oz soap is approx 3 in. x 2.75 in. x 1 in. This is made with Calendula, Sweet Orange and Sage Essential oils, dried rosemary leaves, mandarin orange rind, honey, and a bottom layer of activated charcoal. Soap can also be customized.
“Fragias salt, like a sailor’s stubble. Flip the switch and let the cauldron bubble…”

%d bloggers like this: