Sassy Beard Oils Have Arrived!!

What can we say, we LOVE a great beard! Made with a Jojoba, Calendula and Walnut Oil base, these beard oils will moisturize dry skin and hair, soften rough cuticles, have anti-bacterial and anti-fungal properties, help fight hair loss, promotes healthy hair growth and helps keep dandruff and dry skin at bay.
Meant to use once or twice daily, you only need a few drops at a time. Start rubbing the oil on your skin first, then work the oils out thru your beard hair, evenly distributing the oil.
**Can also be used by anyone on their head to promote healthy hair growth. Suggest using it once a week as needed. Apply directly to scalp, working the oil into your scalp and evenly distributing oil across scalp and through your hair. Leave on for 10-15 min, then wash your hair.**

We have Peppermint, Lavender, Rosemary oils, as well as The Triple Shot, which has all 3 essential oils, for that extra boost.

These are now available in our Menu, by clicking HERE, and we will have some at the Gateway York Farmer’s Market next Saturday, June 25th at 1 Stonewall Ln. York, ME from 9a – 1p.

Peppermint, Lavender and Rosemary Beard Oil Prices
1 oz bottle (shown) $19.
2 oz bottle $29.
Triple Shot Beard Oil
1 oz bottle (shown) $20.
2 oz bottle $30.


2002 Fairs and Markets

This summer and fall, you can come out and see us at the following Craft Fairs and Farmer’s Market’s, where we’ll be selling our vegan soaps, beard oils, bath salt soaks, gift baskets and more.

The Gateway York Farmer’s Market on the following Saturdays:
May 28th ✔
June 25th ✔
July 30th ✔
August 20th
October 1st

Midwest Metal Anthem 2022 & Eric Wagner Tribute Concert w/ Qumran Records
Saturday August 27th @ The Brauer House, 1000 S. Rohlwing Rd. Lombard, IL
Sassy Soaps first Chicagoland, Illinois appearance!!

Saturday, October 22nd – Harvest Craft Fair 9a-3p
Somersworth High School 11 Memorial Dr. Somersworth, NH

Saturday, December 3rd – Holiday Craft Fair 9a-3p
Somersworth High School 11 Memorial Dr. Somersworth, NH

You can always check our public appearance list on our “Where We Are” page HERE.


Sassy Stuff Is Here!

I mean, is that any surprise? This IS the only SassDeluxe, it’s to be expected!
All fun aside, our new page dedicated to our inventory has finally made it’s way onto the site, and I will be adding to it and updating daily. Click below, or find it in the Menu.

Sassy Stuff For Sale

First up, these over-sized, awesome zippered beach totes! I mean, they fit
ev-ery-thing, and have super soft nautical rope handles, and a small inside pocket in each.

Ordering is as easy as sending in an inquiry with the items you want, as well as your mailing address, and we will get back to you with an invoice with exact shipping fees.
We will be adding items daily!


Retail space, no more

I know, I know, we just moved in and got settled in our boutique in Hampton Falls, but are sadly being forced to move out, and will no longer be there after April 30th.

Not something we were planning on, but sometimes things happen that are out of our control, and we need to move on.

I am going to be photo-documenting my store inventory, and posting it here, as well as on FB Marketplace for furniture. Most items can be shipped, with the exception of large items and furniture, which will be local pick up only.

We will also be hitting some summer Farmers Markets and Craft Fairs, so please stay tuned to see the listings as soon as our spots are verified.

So sorry for the confusion, and I want to sincerely thank everyone that took the time to visit us in our short-lived retail space. We are currently looking for a new space, but will be conducting business-as-usual here until then,


Gift Baskets galore!

So, as you may or may not know, Sassy now has a retail space in The Shops at Hampton Falls. We have started making gift baskets that incorporate our vegan hand-poured soaps. Check out some of these baskets!

Queen Bee Gift Set – comes with local Beeswax, Burt’s Bees chapstick, a 4 oz. Queen Bee Sassy Soap made w/ Coconut Milk, Vanilla, Ginger, Almond, Calendula & Argan Essential oils, flower petals and Honey, and this yellow Bee Coffee Mug.

This gift basket includes a 3-wick Peppermint Mocha candle, a 12oz pain-relieving Lhabia Sassy Salt Soaks, 10 hand-dipped sticks of Vanilla incense and an incense burner, and a 5oz vegan Fight Club Sassy Soap, made with Sandalwood, Tea Tree, Clove, Calendula & Hemp Seed Essential oils and fresh Marijuana leaves in a black handled gift basket.

These cute baskets include a ton of wax melts, a white planter pot, a Forget-Me-Not flower starter kit, and a 4oz vegan Sassy Soap made with Coconut Milk, Carnation, Gardenia, Rosehip, Argan & Calendula Essential oils and real fresh flower heads.

Coffee Lovers Gift Baskets include a pound of coffee, a 26oz coffee mug, a ton of wax melts, a decorative coffee sign, chocolate covered biscuits, and a 4oz Rocket Fuel Soap, made with real coffee & grinds, Vanilla, Tea Tree & Calendula Essential oils, and Honey.

Custom gift baskets are also available. Just let me know your budget, and a little about your gift recipient, and I can create a gift basket just for them! christy@theonlysassdeluxe.com
The Shops at Hampton Falls: 27 Lafayette Rd. Hampton Falls, NH 03844
Winter hours: Wed – Sat 11-6 and Sun 12-5.


The new Mermaid Soap

We finally have a Mermaid Soap in the house! This beautiful 4 oz soap can be customized with your favorite essential oils and natural additives. I am working on making a stock for the Shop, and shipping is always available.

This sample was made with a Coconut Milk base with Calendula, Argan, Grapefruit, Lemongrass, Palo Santo, Brazilian Orange, and Camphor essential oils. More info can be found on our Sassy Molds page.


On Sale at Sassy!

We just stocked Sassy (at The Shops At Hampton Falls) with all things LOVE! Stop in and grab something fun and different for your Valentine of all ages this weekend! Vegan soaps, bath soaks, gift baskets, decor and trinkets are all available now.
And besides an awesome selection of our vegan soaps, we have other gifts, art pieces and wall decor, furniture, photography, gifts and more.
27 Lafayette Rd. Hampton Falls, NH
Winter Hours: Thurs – Sat 11 – 5p, and Sun 12 – 5p.


Happy New Year!

Hello everyone, and happy New Years Eve! It’s been quiet on the Sassy Soaps front, so I wanted to check in. Unfortunately, I tested positive for Covid on Christmas Eve this year. Altho I have been living with mild-to-no symptoms, I have decided to take the time off, rest and reflect, and start getting ready for the busy upcoming year.
I have not been making soaps at this time, and it has been strange, especially without symptoms.
January 4th, I will be back in full swing! Between getting back on track, and getting our retail space up and running, it should be a fun and prosperous new year!
I really hope to have some returning customers this year, as well as see many of your smiling faces in our store in Hampton Falls, NH.
Until then, stay safe and happy out there! Hope you all have a wonderful time ringing in the new year, and have a prosperous 2022!


Sassy Soaps Is Going Retail!!

Yep, you read that right! Soon Sassy Soaps will have a retail space here in The Shops at Hampton Falls! We are partnering up with a couple friends to bring you ‘Making Waves’. Our space here will include Sassy Soaps, as well as home furnishings & decor, and handmade gifts, jewelry. and other awesome wares! We will have this awesome space shown here with it’s own entrance. While here, you can also check out and shop from the other artists in the space.
Conveniently located at 27 Lafayette Road, we within 10 miles of I-95. We are hoping to have inventory in by the first week of 2022, and be fully up and running by Feb 1st.
More info will be coming soon!
Excited doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel right now! We will be closed for all business on my Birthday, 12/25, but will be open every other day for online/in person orders. We will also be busy getting our new space ready. Can’t wait to see you there!!


Hello Worship Tattoo!

We are super excited to announce that you can now find our Tattoo After Care Soaps at Worship Tattoo!! Our Tattoo After Care bars have Arnica flowers, Frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender, Calendula & Helichrysum Essential oils, Honey, Vegetable Glycerin & Coconut Milk. These ingredients are natural pain killers, will help soothe inflammation and skin irritation, will protect it against bacteria and outside elements, will help skin heal faster, will soothe it against itchiness when healing, and has a calming effect against the stress and anxiety of being under the gun.

Stop by Worship Tattoo’s location to grab a bar for yourself, check out their gorgeous new space, and maybe find yourself a cool new tattoo artist!
They’re located at: 601 Islington St. Portsmouth. NH 03801


Join us at our first Vendor Fair on 12/04!!

Come see us on Sat. Dec 4th for Common Roots First Annual Vendor Fair! Raffles, food samples, prizes, and a bunch of local vendors selling some pretty awesome gifts and handmade items will be there.

Sassy Soaps will be there with plenty of different Soaps and Soaks for you to take home, and plenty of time to get a custom order in for the holidays! Come support and shop local this holiday season. See you there!


Who needs stocking stuffers?

We’ve got you covered! These small soaps are guaranteed to put a smile on your recipients face, and make their skin look, smell and feel great!

Custom holiday orders are now being accepted! Ordering is easy! Just hit me up thru the Inquiry form on our website, or send me a PM on any social media platform, and let me know the molds you’d like, and if you have any essential oils and natural additives preferences, and we will go from there! Your invoice with exact shipping fees will be sent out once your order is finalized, and I have your mailing address.



Christmas Around the Corner…

I have talked to so many people that have already started their holiday shopping, and figured we better get on these new holiday molds that I got in, so we don’t miss out!

Now available, these 3 fun soaps will make the perfect gift for any Home Alone or National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation fans, or anyone who just loves great soap and happy skin!

All 3 soaps are a whooping 6 ounces each.
“Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse” was made with Vegetable Glycerin, Pine, Peppermint, Calendula & Argan oils, Honey, and dried Peppermint.
“Merry Christmas Shitter’s Full” was made with (2) layers of Vegetable Glycerin, dehydrated Cranberries. Cinnamon, Clove, Calendula & Rosehip Essential oils, and a thin middle layer of Coconut Milk & Rose Essential oil.
“Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal” was made with Coconut Milk, Honey, Ginger, Vanilla, Calendula & Sage Essential oils, and Oatmeal.
All 3 samples will be put in the Storefront, and all 3 molds are totally customizable. Visit our new Holiday Molds page for more info and pricing, and click HERE for your essential oils and natural additives options.


New Mold: Music Is Life Soap Bar

To say I am obsessed with music, is probably a bit of an understatement. So, when I saw this mold, I knew it had to be a part of the Sassy Soaps family. Now available, this mold weighs in at a whooping 6 ounces, and can be totally customized with your favorite essential oils and natural additives by seeing our selections HERE.
This soap was made with vegetable glycerin, honey, tea tree, palo santo, calendula and almond oils, and fresh marijuana leaves.
Think it would look great with some of the skin-safe body dust and glitter we have available, too!


“I Am the Pumpkin King, I can do anything!”

You didn’t think I would get Lock, Shock and Barrel, and not The Pumpkin King, did you?! Haha, rejoice my fellow Nightmare Before Christmas fans, he is here! We are happy to have a Jack Skellington in the Sassy Soap mold family!
This awesome 6 oz. mold can be found HERE, and customized with your favorite additives, essential oils, and fun goodies always (click HERE to see what we currently have available). I do have this sample up in the Storefront, and he is even on sale!! (there’s only one at this discount, so grab him now!)

All hail The Nightmare Before Christmas!


Bloody Eyeballs and Spiders, oh my!

If you can’t tell, we love Halloween around here….ALOT! Made a few fun new soaps last night, and threw the samples up in the storefront (at a discount, nonetheless). We do have a couple more spiders, as well as more bloody body parts, available for your custom Sassy Soaps, if you would like different scents, but quantities of both are super-limited, so hit us up as soon as possible to get the pieces you want!
Both of these soaps were made with a Vegetable Glycerin base, with Lavender, Chamomile, Helichrysum, and Calendula Essential oils, and Honey.
And, as always, if you are interested in purchasing multiple soaps, send me a message with your choices first, and I will email you an invoice with a cheaper combined shipping rate.

To check out the spider soap in our storefront, click: The Arachnophobia Soap
To check out the Bloody Eyeball Soap, click: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Soap
To make a custom Sassy Soap with either, or too check out our other fun additions, please click HERE!!


The Minions Are Here!

Lock, Shock & Barrel have found their way to the Sassy Soaps family!
Each soap weighs in at 6 oz., and vary in size. All 3 molds can be customized with your favorite essential oils and additives by clicking here.
These samples were made with the following:
Lock – Vegetable Glycerin base with Hibiscus flowers, Cinnamon, Turmeric, Clove, Calendula & Argan essential oils, and Honey.
Shock – Vegetable Glycerin base with, Spirulina, Pine, Calendula, Camphor, Myrrh, Ginger & Argan essential oils, and Honey.
Barrel – Coconut Milk base with Poppy Seeds, Calendula flowers, Vanilla, Chamomile, Carnation, Almond & Argan oils, honey, small bottom layer with activated charcoal.

Also have a Pumpkin King head mold on the way, along with some other fun Halloween-ish molds as well. Stay tuned!!


We summon thee….

To try this new awesome Necromancer Soap, shaped like a Ouija Board! This new mold has been added to our Sassy Mold family, and is available for customization with your favorite essential oils nd natural additives.
This soap weighs in at 3.75 ounces. It is 4 inches long, 3 inches at it’s widest point, and about an inch tall.

This sample was made with Coconut Milk, Honey, Argan, Almond, Ylang Ylang, Frankincense, and Vanilla Essential oils, and was dry-brushed with a gold glitter dust, that is both non-toxic and skin-safe. Also shown without the glitter dust.


New Mold: The Pentagram Soap is here!

This might be my new favorite mold right now, and I am happy to present The Pentagram Soap to the collection! This baby weighs in at 6oz, and is 4 inches in diameter, and just about 1 1/2 inches tall.
I made the sample shown in 3 layers; the top and bottom have activated charcoal and poppy seeds, honey, peppermint, eucalyptus, lime, and calendula essential oils. The third, red, middle layer has coconut milk, honey, rosehip, almond, and rose essential oils, and rose petals. It is also dry-brushed with a non-toxic, skin safe red glitter.

You can also customize this mold with your favorite oils and natural additives here.


SALE on pre-made Soaps!!

So, I have some sample soaps already made, that I need to find good homes for, before a bunch of new molds arrive…I need the space! HELP! All are at least 15% off (shipping not included). Starting from the top, left-to-right:

1. (2) Tattoo After Care Soaps: 3oz bars made with Arnica Flower, Coconut Milk, Frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender, Helichrysum, Calendula & Hemp Seed Oils & Honey, these bars help decrease pain & inflammation, help protect fresh ink from bacteria and outside elements, help with stress, and keep the ink bright. Was $13, now $11.05.

2. (2) Dog Days of Summer Soaps: 4oz bars with both veggie glycerin & coconut mol, fresh sunflower petals, poppy seeds, Sandalwood, Brazilian Orange, Ginger, Calendula & Argan oils, and Honey. Was $12, now $10.20!

3. (2) Lego Massage Bar Soaps: Made with Mugwort leaves, Honey, Bergamot, Camphor, Sweet Orange, Lemongrass and Calendula essential oils, this bar both massages, keeps skin healthy and glowing, and hydrates while giving gentle exfoliation.
Was $13, now $11.05!

4. ‘Do Not Drop’ Subtle Words Soap: This 4oz body bar is a triple-layer beauty, with the words “Do Not Drop” subtly stamped onto the top layer. Top layer includes honey, the middle layer includes dried orange peel, and the bottom contains fresh honeysuckle flowers and lime sage leaves. All layers are made with Sandalwood, Sweet Orange, Marjoram, Calendula, Almond and Hemp Seed Essential oils. You get the best of both worlds, with gentle exfoliation with the orange peel, and the hydration of the Coconut Milk. Was $13, now $11.05!

5. The Owen’s Sisters Soap: This 4 oz. double-layer soap has Peppermint, Eucalyptus, and Calendula oils, activated Charcoal, and fresh mint leaves from the garden. The clear layer has Rose Hip, Ginger, Calendula & Almond oils, Honey, and Rose Petals. The charcoal gives gentle exfoliation while the Rose Hip oil keeps skin young and hydrated. Was $12, now $10.20!

6. The Three Sisters Soaps: This set includes (3) 2 oz. “100% Hand Made” soaps. All are made with Lilac, Calendula and Almond Essential oils, Honey, and New Hampshire-grown lilac flowers. The soap in the center has 2 layers, one with Vegetable Glycerin and the other with Coconut Milk. Lilac-flower soaps will not be available again until next year, so grab these while you can! Was $12, now $10.20!

7. Portrait of a Lilac Soap: This 4 oz. oval soap bar is made with Lilac, Calendula and Almond Essential Oils, Honey, Coconut Milk and NH grown Lilac Flowers. This beauty have 2 layers, and all bear a different lilac “portrait” made with the flowers. This will be the only batch available until next May, and there’s one left! Was $17, now $13.60!

8. The Laughing God Soap: The Laughing God brings good luck and fortune. This soap is approximately 4.25 in. x 3.25 in. x 1 in. This Buddha was made with Rose Petals, Honey, and Rose, Turmeric, and Calendula oils. Was $12, now $10.20!

9. This soap on a rope combines both our oval and rectangle 1 oz soaps. There are (3) yellow rectangles, and they are made with fresh honeysuckle from my garden, dried orange peel, coconut milk, honey, honeysuckle, lime, ginger and coconut essential oils. The (2) green soaps have both vegetable glycerin and coconut milk, lavender, almond and calendula essential oils. Was $16, now 13.60!

First ones to hit me up with their mailing address and choices, get them! If you are buying more than one soap, please do not buy from storefront, as I will combine shipping rates for you!


Halloween is coming!!!

Halloween is coming, and we couldn’t be more excited here at Sassy Soaps! We are going to be announcing some awesome new Halloween molds soon. But first, these gorgeous, creepy toy beetles are going to be used in (3) custom Halloween soaps. Will be using our 5oz circle soaps, and YOUR choice of your favorite essential oils and additives.
Each soap will be $13 plus shipping. You can use our ‘Contact Us’ form here, or send your request to me directly at: christy@theonlysassdeluxe.com
Go ahead, get dirty! What can I make for you today?


The Queen Bee – new mold!!

I am loving this new ‘The Queen Bee’ 4oz oval soap!! Coconut milk and vegetable glycerin make up the different layers. It has alternating layers of fresh sunflower petals, and apricot seeds for gentle exfoliation. Also has local honey, and Carnation, Chamomile, Almond and Calendula Essential oils.
Sample for sale in the Storefront here, or hit me up to make your custom Sassy Queen Bee Soap here! Feel free to browse through our different molds and options pages, as well as the Essential Oils and Additives page, which show the abundant list of oils and additives we have available for you.


Tattoo After Care Soaps are Here!

These soaps are made with Arnica flowers, Frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender, Calendula & Helichrysum Essential oils, Honey, Vegetable Glycerin & Coconut Milk. These ingredients are natural pain killers, will help soothe inflammation and skin irritation, will protect it against bacteria and outside elements, will help skin heal faster, will soothe it against itchiness when healing, and have a calming and soothing effect against the stress and anxiety of being under the gun. All ingredients are plentiful and natural, each soap hand-poured, as always.
Different size options are available to accommodate different tattoo sizes.

The Staples Soaps

Go ahead, get dirty! What can we make for you today?


The Dog Days of Summer Soaps

The Dog Days of Summer Soaps have been set, and will be ready to ship out tomorrow! There are only (2) of these available.
Freshly picked sunflower petals and poppyseeds adorn these soaps, made with a mix of vegetable glycerin and coconut milk. Calendula, Argan, Sandalwood, Brazilian Orange and Ginger Essential oils and Honey give your sun-kissed, dog-days-of-summer skin the hydration, protection, nourishment, exfoliation, and love it needs to get you through the rest of the season.
Each soap weighs in at 4oz, and you can find them in the Storefront here.
Locals (to Dover, New Hampshire, USA), hit me up before purchasing, and I can drop it off for free and save you on shipping fees!


The Sassy Soap Society

So, what exactly is The Sassy Soap Society?

Because ‘Soap of the Month’ Club is so 2000, the Sassy Soap Society brings you one of our artisanal soaps, every month, plus special discounts and contests just for SSS Members, to be used at any time, on any other Sassy Soap product. A secret room with secrets just for you.

Each month, you will get to pick from one of the two featured 4-5 oz. soaps, or our ‘I Love Facials’ bar, and get it shipped to you, for $15/month. Your choices will be included in our blog, as well as on your invoice. Send your preference in with payment, and stop having to worry about running out of your new favorite soaps!

You will also be offered to purchase additional soaps of the month at any time during that month, at a deep discount.
As a Sassy Soap Society Member, you will also receive 10% off any and all of your Sassy Soaps orders outside of the Society, at any time, while you are a member.
Memberships can be reserved in 3, 6, 9 and 12 month increments, and your price is locked in for that time. Memberships over 3 months are eligible for a one-month break during your cycle.

You can choose either the 1st or the 15th for your billing cycle. Payments are due within 3 days of receiving your invoice, and soap orders are made immediately following, with shipping out to you within a week.

Should have the first two soap of the month options up within the next week! Please feel free to email your contact info and interest to me at:

May 16, 2021