Sassy Soaps

All of our soaps are hand-poured, cruelty-free, and are made with natural additives and essential oils, never any preservatives, fragrance oils, or synthetic ingredients allowed. Your skin is getting the best ingredients, medicinal ingredients, that come directly from nature.

Custom orders and blends are available by contacting us prior to ordering. Please feel free to check out current available additives below.
Sassy’s Essential Oils & Natural Additives List

To view our entire soap collection, please click on the sub-categories below.

The Crystal Soap Collection Naughty Soaps

Gaia (Mother Earth) Soap
This beautifully detailed soap may just be hard to use (and looks awesome on an altar, I might add!), and features the Greek Goddess of life, Gaia.
Different wellness blends will be available seasonally,
Social Justice Scholarships for BIPOC and Trans/GNC Students.**

The Queen Bee Soap
A customer favorite! This soap is made with a layer of coconut milk, and another of vegetable glycerin, with apricot seeds and fresh sunflower petals
(or Calendula flowers, depending on availability).
Also has Calendula, Carnation, Chamomile and Almond Essential oils.

The ‘I Love Facials’ Face Soap Bar
This 4oz bar is made with Coconut Milk, Honey, Frankincense, Cedar, Tea Tree, Chamomile, Hemp Seed and Almond Oils, all which help eliminate acne-causing bacteria, reduce the signs of aging and the appearance of wrinkles, prevents sagging skin and age spots, soothes redness, rejuvenates and beautifies skin, and promotes cellular health. Can be ordered with or without activated charcoal.

Psoriasis & Eczema-Fighting Soap
Our Psoriasis/Eczema-blend is made with Coconut Milk. Apple Cider Vinegar, Tea Tree, Turmeric, Oats, and Oregon Grape Root-infused Calendula & Hemp Seed oils.
These all-natural ingredients help battle inflammation, itchiness and rashes, and is soothing on irritated skin.

‘Fight Club’ Soap
Made with Vegetable glycerin, activated charcoal, Peppermint, Eucalyptus, Calendula & Hemp Seed Essential oils, and fresh Peppermint leaves.
Measures 3.7 in x 2.25 in x 1 in.

Mind Your Uterus Soap
This small soap packs a powerful message! There are 13 states that have now made abortion illegal, and that’s simply not humane!
These soaps are made with vegetable glycerin,  Lavender, Lemongrass, Hemp Seed and Calendula Essential oils, & ground Chamomile and Lavender flowers.
A majority of the proceeds of these soaps will be donated to:
ReproNH (The Reproductive Freedom Fund of New Hampshire)

Snakes On The Brain Soap
This soap features 2 snakes woven throughout a skull. The soap is made with Coconut Milk, Geranium, Vetiver, Carnation, Calendula & Argan Essential oils, and ground Rose petals.

Oatmeal Stout Beer Soaps
These bars are made with your choice of Coconut Milk or a Vegetable Glycerin base, and Tea Tree, Hemp Seed & Calendula Essential oils, Oatmeal, and an Oatmeal Stout beer. They not only smell delicious, but the hops contain skin softening amino acids which can soothe irritated and inflamed skin. The yeast in beer acts as an antibacterial agent, and is great for combating acne.

Tattoo After Care Soaps
These soaps are made with Arnica flowers, Frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender, Calendula & Helichrysum Essential oils, Honey, Vegetable Glycerin & Coconut Milk. These ingredients are natural pain killers, will help soothe inflammation and skin irritation, will protect it against bacteria and outside elements, will help skin heal faster, will soothe it against itchiness when healing, and has a calming effect against the stress and anxiety of being under the gun. Different size options are available to accommodate different tattoo sizes.

The Lothar Rockstar Soap
This soap is named after Lothar Keller of The Skull, Divinity Compromised, and the co-owner of Qumran Records in Chicago. A dear friend, and one of the hardest working musicians we know. Soap is made with Coconut Milk, Sandalwood, Palo Santo, Pine Needle, Calendula & Help Seed Essential oils, and ground Arnica Flower (which is a natural pain reliever).

The Sea Creatures Soaps

The Kraken Soap features the large octopus attacking a ship. This soap was made with Coconut milk and Eucalyptus, Peppermint, Tea Tree, Calendula & Argan Essential oils, and dried & ground Eucalyptus & Mint leaves.

The Jaws Attacks Soap features a shark head and all it’s fascinating teeth, coming at you. This soap was made with vegetable glycerin, Palo Santo, Sandalwood, Vetiver, Calendula, & Argan Essential oils, and ground & dried Lemongrass.

The Moby Dick Soap features a whale swimming in the ocean waves. This soap was made with vegetable glycerin, Lavender, Chamomile, Tea Tree, Almond & Calendula Essential oils, and dried & ground Chamomile & Lavender flowers.

The Mermaid Soap
This soap features a detailed mermaid surrounded by fish and ocean wildlife.
This soap is made with Coconut Milk, and Calendula, Argan, Grapefruit, Lemongrass, Palo Santo, Brazilian Orange, and Camphor essential oils.

The Maine Lobster Soap
This beautiful carved soap was made with Rosemary, Sage, Hyssop, Clove, Calendula & Hemp Seed oils, and your choice of a Coconut Milk, or Vegetable Glycerin base.

‘Pride’ and ‘Love Is Love’ Rainbow Soaps
These 6 oz. soaps are made with your favorite essential oils, and done in the 6 color layers of the rainbow. Each soap is also hand painted with non-toxic, body-safe skin glitter & dust (can be ordered without glitter as well).
**Part of the proceeds of each Pride & Rainbow soap we sell is donated to the
Human Rights Campaign.**

The Celestial Moon Soap
This beautiful 6oz. soap mold features the Celestial Moon, stars and moonlight beams. Soap can be customized, as well as brushed with non-toxic skin glitter dust, to really make the design stand out.
This sample was made with veggie glycerin, honey, dried Arnica & Calendula flowers, Helichrysum, Frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender & Calendula Essential oils, and a bottom layer of activated charcoal.

Music Is Life Soap
This bar features a heart showing it’s heartbeat while wearing headphones, for the music lover in all of us. Soap is approximately 4 inches x 3.5 inches x 1 inch. This sample was made with Tea Tree, Palo Santo, Calendula & Almond oils, Honey, and fresh hemp leaves (if available, and if not a substitution will be used).

The Rocket Fuel Soaps
Option 1: Vegetable Glycerin & Coconut Milk with Vanilla, Tea Tree, Coffee, Calendula & Almond Essential oils, freshly brewed coffee & grinds, and a coffee bean.
Option 2: Coconut Milk with Hazelnut, Tea Tree, Coffee, & Calendula Essential oils, freshly brewed coffee & grinds, and a coffee bean.

The Necromancer Soap
This Ouija Board Planchette Soap weighs in at 4oz., and is approximately 4 inches long, 3 inches wide at the top, and about 1 inch tall.
This soap is made with Coconut Milk, Honey, Frankincense, Vanilla, Almond, Argan and Ylang Ylang Essential Oils, and was dry-brushed with a celestial gold glitter dust that is both non-toxic and skin-safe.

The Pentagram Soap
This large circular soap weighs in at 6 ounces, is 4 inches in diameter, and has a 5- pointed star embossed on the front. This soap is made with activated charcoal, peppermint, eucalyptus, lime, and calendula essential oils, honey, rose hip, rose, and dried rose petals. Soap was also dry-brushed with non-toxic, skin safe glitter.

The Gardening Lovers Soap
Coconut milk with Geranium, Carnation, Calendula & Hemp Seed Oils,
local Masa, Calendula flowers & dried Orange Peel adorn this soap.
These soaps are made to exfoliate and wipe away dirt and grime, while
leaving skin soft, nourished and protected, and smelling like you just stepped into a floral garden.

Sassy Soap On a Rope
Each Rope comes with (5) Sassy Soaps that can be hung up from either end. Break or cut off soaps as needed, or keep out to make your room smell amazing!
1 oz. rectangle soaps – starts at $15 each
1 oz. oval soaps – starts at $15 each
2 oz. square soaps – starts at $25 each

The Orange Julius Soap
This soap has an embossed design of cut citrus and a bottle on the front, weighs 4oz., and is 2.5 in round and 1.25″ tall. Soap is made with vegetable glycerin and grapefruit, lemongrass, Brazilian orange & calendula essential oils, and a dehydrated lime slice.

“100% Hand Made” Circle Soaps
2oz. 2.25 in x 2.25 in x 0.75 in
Can pick from blends in the Storefront, or customize these with your favorite essential oils and natural additives by contacting us prior to ordering.

Six Feet Under Coffin Soap
This coffin soap weighs in just over 3 oz, and is approx 4 in. x 2 in. x 1 in. Choose from your favorite blend in the Store front, and customize your Sassy Soap experience!

**Disclaimer: We use either a vegetable glycerin base, or a coconut milk base, and only natural ingredients, to our soaps, which means no preservatives. Soaps that contain flowers, leaves, herbs and other natural additives, may fade and change color over time. This does not take away from their benefits, just keep it in mind if you are not using the soaps right away.**

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