Sassy Soaps & Molds

The majority of our soaps and molds can be found here. Most of our soaps can be customized with your favorite essential oils and additives at no additional charge, just contact us prior to ordering to get the ball rolling.
Don’t forget to check the soaps in the sub-categories below to see our full collection.

Kids SoapsHoliday SoapsThe Crystal Soap Collection

Mind Your Uterus Soap 2oz. $11
This small soap packs a powerful message! There are 13 states that have now made abortion illegal, and that’s simply not ok! A good part of the proceeds of these soaps will be donated and given to women in these states who need safe health care, but cannot get it.
These soaps are made with vegetable glycerin,  Lavender, Lemongrass, Hemp Seed and Calendula Essential oils, & ground Chamomile and Lavender flowers.

Oatmeal Stout Beer Soaps 4oz. $12
These bars are made with your choice of Coconut Milk or a Vegetable Glycerin base, and Tea Tree, Hemp Seed & Calendula Essential oils, Oatmeal, and an Oatmeal Stout beer. They not only smell delicious, but the hops contain skin softening amino acids which can soothe irritated and inflamed skin. The yeast in beer acts as an antibacterial agent, and is great for combating acne.

The Maine Lobster Soap 5.5oz $15
This beautiful carved soap was made with Rosemary, Sage, Hyssop, Clove, Calendula & Hemp Seed oils, and your choice of a Coconut Milk, or Vegetable Glycerin base. Can also be customized with your favorite oils and additives.


Tattoo After Care Soaps
1 oz. $5
2 oz. $7
3 oz. (shown) $10
4 oz. $12

These soaps are made with Arnica flowers, Frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender, Calendula & Helichrysum Essential oils, Honey, Vegetable Glycerin & Coconut Milk. These ingredients are natural pain killers, will help soothe inflammation and skin irritation, will protect it against bacteria and outside elements, will help skin heal faster, will soothe it against itchiness when healing, and has a calming effect against the stress and anxiety of being under the gun. Different size options are available to accommodate different tattoo sizes.

The Lothar Rockstar Soap 5oz. $15
This soap is named after Lothar Keller of The Skull, Divinity Compromised, and the co-owner of Qumran Records in Chicago. A dear friend, and one of the hardest working musicians we know. Soap is made with Coconut Milk, Sandalwood, Palo Santo, Pine Needle, Calendula & Help Seed Essential oils, and ground Arnica Flower (which is a natural pain reliever). Soap can be ordered as-is, or customized with your favorite oils & additives.

The Sea Creatures Soaps, 5 oz. & $15 ea.

The Kraken Soap features the large octopus attacking a ship. This soap was made with Coconut milk and Eucalyptus, Peppermint, Tea Tree, Calendula & Argan Essential oils, and dried & ground Eucalyptus & Mint leaves. Soap can be ordered as-is, or can be customized with your favorite additives & oils.

The Jaws Attacks Soap features a shark head and all it’s fascinating teeth, coming at you. This soap was made with vegetable glycerin, Palo Santo, Sandalwood, Vetiver, Calendula, & Argan Essential oils, and ground & dried Lemongrass. Soap can be ordered as-is, or customized with your favorite additives and oils.

The Moby Dick Soap features a whale swimming in the ocean waves. This soap was made with vegetable glycerin, Lavender, Chamomile, Tea Tree, Almond & Calendula Essential oils, and dried & ground Chamomile & Lavender flowers. Soap can be ordered as-is, or customized with your favorite additives & essential oils.

The Mermaid Soap 4oz. $12
This soap features a detailed mermaid surrounded by fish.
This sample was made with a Coconut Milk base with Calendula, Argan, Grapefruit, Lemongrass, Palo Santo, Brazilian Orange, and Camphor essential oils, and can be ordered as-is, or customized with your favorite additives & oils.

‘Pride’ and ‘Love Is Love’ Rainbow Soaps 6 oz. $20 each
These 6 oz. soaps are made with your favorite essential oils, and done in the 6 color layers of the rainbow. Each soap is also hand painted with non-toxic, body-safe skin glitter & dust.
**Part of the proceeds of each and every Pride & Rainbow soap we sell is donated to the Human Rights Campaign.**

The Celestial Moon Soap 5oz. $15
This beautiful 6oz. soap mold features the Celestial Moon, stars and moonlight beams. Soap can be customized, as well as brushed with non-toxic skin glitter dust, to really make the design stand out.
This sample was made with veggie glycerin, honey, dried Arnica & Calendula flowers, Helichrysum, Frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender & Calendula Essential oils, and a bottom layer of activated charcoal. It can be ordered as-is, or customized with your favorite additives & oils.

Music Is Life Soap 6 oz. $15
This bar features a heart showing it’s heartbeat while wearing headphones, for the music lover in all of us. Soap is approximately 4 inches x 3.5 inches x 1 inch. This sample was made with Tea Tree, Palo Santo, Calendula & Almond oils, Honey, and fresh hemp leaves.
**Part of the proceeds of every music-related soap we sell is donated to MusiCares.**

The Rocket Fuel Soaps 4 oz. $12 ea.
Option 1: Vegetable Glycerin & Coconut Milk with Vanilla, Tea Tree, Coffee, Calendula & Almond Essential oils, freshly brewed coffee & grinds, and a coffee bean.
Option 2: Coconut Milk with Hazelnut, Tea Tree, Coffee, & Calendula Essential oils, freshly brewed coffee & grinds, and a coffee bean.

The Necromancer Soap 4oz. $12.
This Ouija Board Soap weighs in at 3.75 ounces, and is approximately 4 inches long, 3 inches wide at the top, and about 1 inch tall.
This sample was made with Coconut Milk, Honey, Frankincense, Vanilla, Almond, Argan and Ylang Ylang Essential Oils, and was dry-brushed with a celestial gold glitter dust that is both non-toxic and skin-safe. It can be ordered as-is, or customized with your favorite additives & oils.

The Pentagram Soap 5 oz. $15.
This large circular soap weighs in at 6 ounces, is 4 inches in diameter, and has a 5- pointed star embossed on the front. The sample shown was made with 3 layers; the top and bottom with activated charcoal, peppermint, eucalyptus, lime, and calendula essential oils, and honey, The middle red layer is made with rose hip, rose, and almond essential oils, honey, and dried rose petals. Soap was also dry-brushed with non-toxic, skin safe glitter.

The ‘I Love Facials’ Soap Bar 3 oz. $12.
This 3.5 oz bar is made with Coconut Milk, Honey, Frankincense, Cedar, Tea Tree, Chamomile, Hemp Seed and Almond Oils, all which help eliminate acne-causing bacteria, reduce the signs of aging and the appearance of wrinkles, prevents sagging skin and age spots, soothes redness, rejuvenates and beautifies skin, and promotes cellular health.
** Activated Charcoal is also available, please specify with or without.

The Queen Bee Soap 4oz. $12.
This oval-shaped soap has an embossed crowned bee and hive behind her. This soap was made with a layer of coconut milk, and another of vegetable glycerin, with apricot seeds and fresh sunflower petals. Also has Calendula, Carnation, Chamomile and Almond Essential oils and Honey. It can be ordered as-is (flower petals may change per season & availability), or customized with your favorite additives & oils.

Swamp Thing Soap 4oz. $12
This 4 oz. vegetable glycerin based soap is made in multiple layers, and has spirulina throughout. Also made with Peppermint, Rosemary, Calendula & Hemp Seed oils, which smell amazing. The spirulina fights free radicals and can prevent skin damage that causes fine lines and wrinkles, and also contains antioxidants.

Ghost Rider Soap 4 oz. $12
This 4 oz. triple-layer soap bar is made with Cinnamon, Brazilian Orange, Turmeric, Calendula & Argan oils and Hibiscus flowers. A fun, fiery and spicy combo that leaves skin feeling nourished and rejuvenated.

The Gardening Lovers Soap 4oz. $12 (shown) or 5oz boy bar $15.
Coconut milk with Geranium, Carnation, Calendula & Hemp Seed Oils,
local Masa, Calendula flowers & dried Orange Peel.
These soaps are made to exfoliate and wipe away dirt and grime, while
leaving skin soft, nourished and protected.

The Lego Body Massage Bar 4.5oz $13
This 4 oz. bar has natural massaging knobs that resemble a lego piece, and is approx
3.5 in x 2 in. x 1,75 in. Bar is made with Calendula, Camphor, Bergamot, Sweet Orange and Lemongrass Essential oils, Honey, and Mugwort Leaves. It can be ordered as-is, or customized with your favorite additives & oils.

The Laughing God Buddha Soap 4 oz. $12
This 4 oz soap features the Laughing God, who brings good luck and fortune. This soap is approx 4.25 in. x 3.25 in. x 1 in. This was made with Rose Petals, Rose, Turmeric, and Calendula oils, and Honey. It can be ordered as-is, or customized with your favorite additives & oils.

The Craft Soaps. $7 ea, or the set of (4) for $25.
Celebrate the Elements with these (4) soaps; Earth, Air, Fire, Water
Each soap is approx. 2.5 oz. and 2.5 in x 2.5 in x 1 in.
Earth: made with Cedarwood, Clove and Sandalwood.
Air: made with Coconut Milk, Tuberose, Eucalyptus, and Grapefruit.
Fire: made with Cinnamon, Carnation & Peppermint.
Water: made with Chamomile, Lavender & Birch.
“I bind you, from doing harm, harm against other people, and harm against yourself.”

The ‘Hen Wen’ Pig Soap $15 ea.
These 5.5 oz soaps are approx 4 in x 2.5 in x 1.75 in. These are made with Calendula, Rose, Myrrh & Tea Tree Essential Oils, Flax Seed, Honey, and fresh Rose Petals. It can be ordered as-is, or customized with your favorite additives & oils.

What the World Needs Now, is Love, Sweet Love.
Aka, The Heart Soaps. $2 ea.
0.75 ounces each, approx 1.75in. x 1.75in. x 0.25in.
(8) Rainbow, Brown & Black can be bought as a set for $20.
Soaps can be customized with your favorite essential oils.

Rectangle Soap Bars
4 oz. (3.5in x 2in x 1in) $12 each
3 oz. (3in. x 2in. x 1in.) $9 each
1 oz. (2.75in x 1.25in x 0.5in) $3 each

Square Soap Bars
2 oz. (2in x 2in x 1in) $6 each

Oval Soaps
1 oz. (2.5in x 1.25in x 0.75in) $3 each

Sassy Soap On a Rope
Each Rope comes with (5) Sassy Soaps that can be hung up from either end. Break or cut off soaps as needed, or keep out to make your room smell amazing!
1 oz. rectangle soaps – starts at $16 each
1 oz. oval soaps – starts at $16 each
2 oz. square soaps – starts at $21 each


The Orange Julius Soap $12 ea.
4.3 oz. 2.5 in round, 1.25″ tall.
Has embossed design of cut citrus and a bottle on the front.

“100% Hand Made” Circle Soaps $7 ea.
2oz. 2.25 in x 2.25 in x 0.75 in

‘Fight Club’ Soap 5 oz. $15 ea.
Made with Vegetable glycerin, activated charcoal, Peppermint, Eucalyptus, Calendula & Hemp Seed Essential oils, and fresh Peppermint leaves.
Measures 3.7 in x 2.25 in x 1 in.

The Roundabout Soap 5 oz. $15 ea.
4 in x 4 in x 0.75 in.

“Lips Like Sugar” Soap $12 ea.
3.5 oz; 4in x 2.75in x 1in.

‘Handmade’ or ‘Natural’ Bar Soaps $12 ea.
4.1 oz. 3.75″ x 2.5″ x .75″

Unicorn Horns $5 ea.
1.4 oz; 4.25″ x 1″

The Dime Bag Soaps $10.
Each black organza bag includes (10) 0.25oz marijuana leaf soaps.
Coconut Oil used for (5), Clear Vegetable Glycerin for the other (5),
and your choice of essential oils. Also includes a soap-saving loofah sponge.

‘Tranquility’ Good Sentiment Loofah Soap $12 ea.
3oz. with natural loofah. 2.5 in x 2.5 in x 1 in.

**Disclaimer: We use either a vegetable glycerin base, or a coconut milk base, and only natural ingredients, to our soaps, which means no preservatives. They are vegan. Soaps that contain flowers, leaves, herbs and other natural additives, may fade and change color over time. This does not take away from it’s benefits, just something to please keep this in mind if you are not using the soaps right away.**

Prices are subject to change at any time.

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